My name is George Michael Bluth. I am a 16-year-old Caucasian male. My mom died. And I-I guess that’s it.
Source: listenupbitch
Source: listenupbitch
Did tonight’s Community remind anyone else of the “Making a Stand” episode of Arrested Development?
“For some reason, I felt compelled to buy it before I even knew why.”
Urinate, yon fool!
Thine bed is ablaze!
I’m not a woman anymore.
I’m a mom.
— Hey, I think I’m gonna take this spin class tomorrow morning.
— Oh, sure.
— Oh, I get it. Message received.
Oh, God, so creepy.
People care what I think. I have a prestigious blog, sir.
